The first "fast casual" restaurant in the US to bring back the medieval trencher will make billions. An edible plate, piled high with gravy-soaked food? Tell me the American public wouldn't go for that

Four eggs, bacon, sausages, biscuits and gravy, hash browns, and a slice of ham served on a two-foot-long syrup-soaked pancake we simply plop down straight on top of your table! Toss your leftovers to the hounds growling and wrestling among the dirty rushes at your feet and take a big swig of ale from your collectible horn mug! Only at Denny's®

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